Jokes: Pathology and Laboratory Medicine Chapter

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Brain Natriuretic Peptide Creatine Phosphokinase HDL Cholesterol High Sensitivity Cardiac Troponin T LDL Cholesterol Lipid Lipoprotein A Serum Cardiac Marker Triglyceride Troponin Troponin I Troponin T VLDL Cholesterol

AGUS Pap Smear Anti-Mullerian Hormone Atypical Squamous Cells of Undetermined Significance Benign Pap Smear Changes BRCA1 BRCA2 Breast Cancer Gene Marker Estrogen-Progesterone Challenge Test High Grade Squamous Intraepithelial Lesion Inadequate Pap Smear Low Grade Squamous Intraepithelial Lesion Markers of Ovarian Reserve Mid-Luteal Serum Progesterone Pap Smear Progesterone Challenge Test Serum Estradiol Serum Progesterone Vaginal Discharge Testing Vaginal pH

Antithrombin III Basophil Count Bleeding Time Blood Type B-Lymphocyte Bone Marrow Exam Cancer Antigen 125 Complement Pathway Complete Blood Count Coombs C-Reactive Protein C-Reactive Protein as Cardiac Risk Factor D-Dimer Direct Coombs Eosinophil Count Erythrocyte Morphology on Peripheral Smear Erythrocyte Protoporphyrin Erythrocyte Sedimentation Rate Fibrin Degradation Products Fibrinogen G6PD Deficiency Detection Ham Test Haptoglobin Hematocrit Hemoglobin Hypereosinophilic Syndrome Indirect Coombs Iron Saturation ISTH DIC Score Leukocyte Morphology on Peripheral Smear Leukocytosis Lymphocyte Count Mast Cell Mastocytosis Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin Concentration Mean Corpuscular Volume Mean Platelet Volume Monocyte Count Natural Killer Cell Neutropenia Neutropenia Causes Neutrophil Count Pancytopenia Partial Thromboplastin Time Peripheral Smear Platelet Count Platelet Function Closure Time Platelet Morphology on Peripheral Smear Procalcitonin Prothrombin Time Red Blood Cell Red Cell Distribution Width Reed-Sternberg Cell Reticulocyte Count Serum Acid Phosphatase Serum Cryoglobulin Serum Ferritin Serum Folate Serum Iron Serum Protein Electrophoresis Serum Protein Electrophoresis Abnormality Serum Tryptase Serum Tumor Marker Sucrose Hemolysis Test Thrombin Time Thromboelastography T-Lymphocyte Total Iron Binding Capacity Transferrin Von Willebrand Factor White Blood Cell Whole Blood Clotting Time

Absolute Lymphocyte Count Estimation of CD4 Count CD4 Cell Count Genotypic Antiretroviral Resistance Testing HIV Enzyme Immunoassay HIV Test HIV Viral activity HIV Western Blot Rapid HIV Test

Anti-streptolysin O titer Blood Culture Chlamydia Antigen Dark-field Exam Epstein-Barr Virus Antibody Fluorescent Treponemal Antibody Gonorrhea Antigen Gonorrhea Culture Gram Stain Herpes Simplex Virus Testing Immunoglobulin A Immunoglobulin E Immunoglobulin G Immunoglobulin M Immunoglobulin Profile Lyme Disease Test Monospot Pinworm Test Rapid Influenza Test Rapid Plasma Reagin Syphilis Antibody Venereal Disease Research Laboratory

Bordetella Pertussis Test Colorimetric Capnometry Delta F508 Diffusing Capacity End-Tidal CO2 End-Tidal O2 Exercise Spirometry Functional Residual Capacity Gas Pressure Inhalation Challenge Test Lung Volume Mycobacterium Tuberculosis Antigen-Specific Interferon-Gamma Release Assay Obstructive Lung Disease Oxygen Consumption Oxygen Saturation P/F Ratio Peak Expiratory Flow Rate Pleural Fluid Pulmonary Function Assessment of Respiratory Muscle Strength Pulmonary Function Test Pulmonary Function Test Lower Limit of Normal Purulent Sputum Respiratory Panel Restrictive Lung Disease Serum Periostin Sputum Sputum Culture Sputum Gross Exam Sweat Chloride Tuberculin Skin Test Tuberculosis Screening Vital Capacity

Cerebrospinal Fluid Color Cerebrospinal Fluid Examination CSF Blood CSF Culture CSF Gamma Globulin CSF Glucose CSF Gram Stain CSF Latex Agglutination CSF Leukocyte CSF PCR CSF Protein Increased Intracranial Pressure Causes Intracranial Pressure Nigrovic Clinical Decision Rule

Infant Blood Sample Newborn Screen

AmniSure ROM Test Antenatal Screening Confirmation of Non-Pregnant State Fetal Fibronectin Fetal Lung Maturity Fetal Scalp pH Fetal Scalp Stimulation GBS Culture Kleihauer-Betke Modified Apt Test Placental Cell-Free DNA Pregnancy Test Prenatal Lab Quad Screen Umbilical Cord Blood Gas Analysis Unconjugated Estriol Vaginal Fluid Ferning Vaginal Fluid pH Vaginal Pooling

Lab Markers of Malnutrition Serum Prealbumin

Blood Alcohol Meconium Drug Screen Toxicology Screening

A-a Gradient ABG Interpretation Acid-Base Homeostasis Anion Gap Arterial Blood Gas Base Excess Blood Lactic Acid Blood Urea Nitrogen Calcium Calculated PaCO2 Creatinine Clearance Electrolyte Excess Anion Gap Fluid Deprivation Test Fractional Excretion of Bicarbonate Fractional Excretion of Potassium Fractional Excretion of Sodium Fractional Excretion of Urea Free Water Clearance Glomerular Basement Membrane Antibody Hare-Hickey Test Hyperuricemia Hypoxia Osmolar Gap Potassium Homeostasis Renal Function Serum Aldolase Serum Calcium Serum Chloride Serum Creatinine Serum Cystatin C Serum Magnesium Serum Osmolality Serum Phosphorus Serum Potassium Serum Sodium Sodium and Water Homeostasis Total Body Sodium Deficit Transtubular Potassium Gradient Uric Acid Urinary Anion Gap Urine Calcium Urine Chloride Urine Creatinine Urine Potassium Urine Sodium Urine Uric Acid Venous Blood Gas

ANA Staining Pattern Anticentromere Antibody Anticyclic Citrullinated Peptide Antibody Anti-Double Stranded DNA Antibody Antihistone Antibody Anti-Jo-1 Antibody Anti-Ku Antibody Anti-La Antibody Anti-Mi-2 Antibody Antineutrophil Cytoplasmic Antibody Antinuclear Antibody Antiphospholipid Antibody Test Anti-ribonucleoprotein Antibody Anti-ribosomal P Antibody Anti-Ro Antibody Anti-Single Stranded DNA Antibody Anti-Smith Antibody Anti-Topoisomerase I Antibody Bone Turnover Biochemical Marker Human Leukocyte Antigen B27 Lupus Anticoagulant Test Polarized Microscopy Rheumatoid Factor Synovial Fluid Synovial Fluid White Blood Cell Count

Fungal Culture Laboratory Risk Indicator for Necrotizing Fasciitis Potassium Hydroxide Tape Strip Melanoma Detection Tzanck Smear

24 hour Urine Collection 24 Hour Urine Protein Clean Catch Urine Collection Epitestosterone to Testosterone Ratio Expressed Prostatic Secretion Free PSA Free Testosterone Gross Hematuria Microscopic Hematuria Prostate Specific Antigen Semen Analysis Split 24 Hour Urine Protein Sulfosalicylic Acid Test Total Testosterone Urinalysis Urinary Cast Urine Appearance Urine Bilirubin Urine Crystal Urine Culture Urine Glucose Urine Hemoglobin Urine Hemosiderin Urine Ketone Urine Leukocyte Esterase Urine Microalbumin Urine Microscopic Exam Urine Myoglobin Urine Nitrite Urine Occult Blood Urine Odor Urine Osmolality Urine pH Urine Protein Urine Protein to Creatinine Ratio Urine Specific Gravity

Adrenocorticotropic Hormone Aldosterone Antithyroid Antibody Buccal Smear Clonidine Suppression Test Corticotropin Stimulation Test Dexamethasone Suppression Test Diabetes Screening Follicle Stimulating Hormone Free Thyroxine Index Free Urine Cortisol Glucose Challenge Test Glucose to Insulin Ratio Glucose Tolerance Test 2 hour Glucose Tolerance Test 3 hour GnRH Stimulation Test Hemoglobin A1C Insulinlike Growth Factor 1 Late Night Salivary Cortisol Luteinizing Hormone Parathyroid Hormone Prolactin Reverse T3 Serum Cortisol Serum Dehydroepiandrosterone Serum Glucose Serum Ketone Sex Hormone Binding Globulin T3 Resin Uptake Thyroid Function Summary Thyroid Function Test Thyroid Releasing Hormone Thyroid Stimulating Hormone Thyroxine Thyroxine-Binding Globulin Triiodothyronine Urine Metanephrine Urine Vanillylmandelic Acid

Allergy Screening Group A Streptococcal PCR Patch Testing Regional Allergy Screening Serum IgE Allergan Testing Skin Test for Horse Serum Sensitivity Skin Testing Streptococcal Rapid Antigen Test Throat Culture

Carboxyhemoglobin

24 hour Urine 5-hydroxyindoleacetic acid 5' Nucleotidase Alanine Aminotransferase Alkaline Phosphatase Alpha-fetoprotein Anti-mitochondrial Antibody Aspartate Aminotransferase Bilirubin Cancer Antigen 19-9 Carcinoembryonic Antigen Clostridium difficile Toxin Direct Bilirubin Enteric Pathogens Nucleic Acid Test Panels Fecal Calprotectin Fecal Occult Blood Gamma glutamyl transferase Helicobacter pylori Invasive Testing Helicobacter pylori Noninvasive Testing Helicobacter pylori Stool Antigen Hepatitis A Serology Hepatitis B Serology Hepatitis C Serology Indirect Bilirubin Lactose Breath Hydrogen Test Lactose Tolerance Test LDH LDH Isoenzymes Lipase Liver Function Test Liver Function Test Abnormality Neonatal Bilirubin Parasite Examination of the Stool Serum Albumin Serum Ammonia Serum Amylase Serum Angiotensin Converting Enzyme Serum Gastrin Serum Protein Smooth Muscle Antibody Stool Culture Stool Lactoferrin Stool Leukocytes Urea Breath Test Urine Amylase Viral Hepatitis Screening