II. Joke
- Jack, a local veterinarian, fell ill and went to see his doctor.
- She began to ask Jack all the usual questions, such as his symptoms, and their duration, when Jack interuppted her.
- "Look, I'm a vet, and I don't need to ask my patients all these questions. I simply look at them and I can tell exactly what's wrong. Why can't you?"
- The doctor nodded as if she understood. She then looked Jack up and down, and wrote out a prescription.
- As she handed him the prescription, she said "There you go. Now of course if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you down."