II. Joke
- Three older men are undergoing a memory test at the doctor's office.
- The Doctor asks "What is three times three?"
- The first man answers "274."
- The second man answers "Tuesday."
- The third man answers "Nine."
- The doctor pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires "Great! How did you get that answer?"
- "Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."