II. Joke: Part 1
- A lawyer riding in his limousine one day, suddenly spotted two men eating grass on the side of the roadway.
- Never having seen men graze before, he told his chauffeur to stop the car.
- On speaking with the 2 men, the lawyer learned that they ate the grass because they were too poor to buy food.
III. Joke: Part 2
- The lawyer then encouraged the two men to accompany him in his limousine to his home.
- The two men were overjoyed by the lawyer's kind offer, but they told the lawyer that they were unable to come because they could not leave their families behind.
- The lawyer, without hesitating, invited both men's families to come with him to his home.
IV. Joke: Part 3
- Each family piled into the limousine, and they proceeded to the home.
- Along the way, one of the men turned to the lawyer, thanking him over and over for taking again their poor families into his home.
V. Joke: Part 4
- The lawyer turned to the man, saying "Oh, that's no trouble at all. The grass at my house is twice as tall as that old field.