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The Sick Veterinarian

Aka: The Sick Veterinarian

Jack, a local veterinarian, fell ill and went to see his doctor. She began to ask Jack all the usual questions, such as his symptoms, and their duration, when Jack interuppted her. "Look, I'm a vet, and I don't need to ask my patients all these questions. I simply look at them and I can tell exactly what's wrong. Why can't you?" The doctor nodded as if she understood. She then looked Jack up and down, and wrote out a prescription. As she handed him the prescription, she said "There you go. Now of course if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you down."

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