Ole Obituary JokeAka: Ole Obituary Joke
Lena called the newspaper to place an obituary when Ole died. The receptionist asked "What would you like his obituary to say?", to which Lena answered, "Ole died." The receptionist then asked, "Lena, you get five full words for free. Isn't there anything more you'd like to say?" A long pause followed. Finally, Lena answered: "Ole died. Chevy for sale."